i know who will win the world cup. pay me, and i'll tell you. muahaha. it's myanmar!! woot.

ok enough nonsense.. now, onto more nonsense. not mine actually. NO OFFENCE MEANT, the following is just nonsense, the work of an over-creative mind. not my mind too. kwok came up with a movie idea after watching da vinci code that day.. maybe they can come up with an independent film production.. haha. it's called The DalaiLama Code. yes, you heard it here first. it's about a secret buddhist society, of which bruce lee was a grandmaster. and there are hidden meanings in his kungfu poses. and maybe his followers are all protecting some secret.. ahhh. k bye.

x-men III seems to be a good movie to catch. although i'm not a fan or anything. okay i'm so sian, so here's a couple of 冷笑话s. hope everyone's browser can read chinese, cuz they are real good ;)

Q) 小白很像他哥哥,知道爲什麽嗎?

　　因爲：真像大白 (真相大白)

Q) 星星有多重?

　8 克 （starbucks, 星八克)

Q) 象皮、老虎皮、狮子皮哪一个比较差？

象皮，因为橡皮擦（象皮差）

Q) 20岁~30岁之间在第几岁会发疯?

24岁，因为24孝


猜一个成语

1. 吴宗宪走过来, 大喊: "我来了!"　 --->　 来头不小
2. 羊停止了呼吸　 --->　 扬眉吐气（羊沒吐气）